How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!
GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Press "1" for English
Press "2" to disconnect until you learn to speak English
And remember only two forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American Solider.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.
What is the one saying that your parents said to you that you absolutely hate?
Submitted by victoriassecret.
" You're grounded" and "be home at 10". I know that's two things but both of them really pissed me off.
I have this friend who has their head so far up their ass it's ridiculous. She has three children, ages 18,19, and 21.
The two younger ones have their own children and her oldest has a serious anger management problem. Ok so the 21 was out in his front yard screaming at the top of his lungs "f this and f that" At 1 in the afternoon. We both live in the same QUIET neighborhood, so to hear this was like "what the fuck is that racket?" So then I hear this idiot screaming so I went back inside and shut the door and hoped to hell it went away...lol
So a few days later she comes over for coffee and tells me she kicked him out (woo hoo). So I sat there and listened and didn't offer an opinion (a rarity for me). And then we went on about our day.
I hope whoever is reading this is sitting down cause this next part is wonderful. Here goes...2 fucking days later my friend tells me that her 21 year old idiot is back living at home. Mind you previously she had told me that her son broke her door down and put holes in her walls. So I explained to her that it is her life blah blah blah but if that happened again I would call the cops. I have 2 kids that frequently play outside and do not need to be subjected to that kind of crap I can mentally fuck them up enough without the neighborhood helping.
So I guess my whole issue is this....why the fuck did she let him back in the house? He is 21 for God's sake let him go out into the world and make his mistakes all by himself. He totally fucked up her house and she let's him back in. I am beginning to wonder who is the bigger idiot: Mother or Son. You can't totally blame the son if the mother is being stupid too, he probably doesn't know any better.
In 5 words or less, who are you?
Submitted by dejablu503.
Funny, obnoxious, rude, crude, innocent
How many times do you usually re-edit posts? What is the most common reason for doing so?
Submitted by Mr. Guilt.
I never re-edit my posts if you can't read them the way I type them the first time then you probably weren't meant to read them in the first place.
Ok so I have this job and I guess it's ok. It's the easiest thing in the world you can do for minimum wage plus commission. But one of my many supervisors is a total prick. He criticizes me up one side and down the other. He is probably one of the only people in this world that intimidates me. And you want to know what the bitch is?....He's cute and I can't even look at him without wanting to lash out irrationally. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
So I had to work today and of course they put me at his station, so I told the other supervisor that I quit. I can't be around this asshole and I didn't care I was sooooooooooo outta there. And they told me not to quit and I told them to put me somewhere else, I didn't care. So being the SecksKitten that I am, they moved me and made a note in my chart or file or whatever that I wasn't to work with him.
So should I be flattered that they moved me cause I am good enough not to let me out the door? Or I should I be pissed cause now they think I am some psycho freak that needs a baby-sitter just to be able to my job?
Video: What is your favorite children's movie?
Submitted by I-Luv-Eeyore.
Audio: Show us your favorite movie soundtrack.
Submitted by miyagawa.
Led Zeppelin hands down!!!!
